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A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

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John W. Golden.

http://www.johnwgolden.com

its easy as abc, as easy as 123d

Popup by Marion Bataille
by jacques_faciale

another winner

Obese John Wayne wannabe: I can't believe we are not hanging out tonight.
Gap tooth hootchie: I told you I made plans with my friends a month ago!
Obese John Wayne wannabe: Well you're supposed to be hanging out with me. We never hang out anymore and we are boyfriend and girlfriend!
Gap tooth hootchie: We were supposed to hang out this past Saturday and Sunday but we didn't! You were not fucking there.
Obese John Wayne wannabe: I had a change of plans!
Gap tooth hootchie: Change of plans?! Muthafucker you were in jail!

overheardinnewyork.com

Thug #1 to Thug #2, while observing typical, plain, Midwest vacationing family getting off a tour bus: Get back on that bus! This New York! You can't handle this shit! [Teenage kids smile. The father, absolutely horrified, grabs the kids and throws them back on the bus.]

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

HYPE SHIT

muxtape mix.

buddy mel's muxtape.
pretty fun tunes to listen to.

checkit.
http://wolfstooth.muxtape.com/

cool idea. poorly executed.

NATE BEAVER